"FROM WHERE I'M SITTING..."

It's time for a Triple Threat gig at everybody's favorite venue, Rock & Brews! After 30 years of playing, I'm under no illusions that anyone is actually listening to the drums. However, if you didn't get enough booms and pops on July 4th, I'll be creating some new ones on July 5th if you wanna listen to the bass drum and snare drum for once! We won't have any fancy pyrotechnics, but the show will last a lot longer than 20 minutes. If history is any guide, nothing should explode, either. This gig is sanctioned by the ATF and while it won't be as flashy as fireworks, no one has ever blown his/her/theys hand off attending our gigs. I've heard Brad the guitar player play some solos that were on fire, but they still did not technically qualify as combustible. However, according to a documentary I once saw, drummers have been known to spontaneously combust. The rest of the band might actually appreciate that, but I don't see it actually happening. Then again, no one expects something like this until it actually happens, so maybe I should be careful.

Okay, those are all the contrived tie-ins I could think of for Independence Day. If your friends are for some misguided reason going someplace else on July 5th, exercise your independence by coming to see Triple Threat instead (okay, THAT's the last tie-in). My main point is to engage you enough with this blathering that you'll want to come and see us on July 5th. I promise our playing will be more entertaining than this writing! Hope to see you at:

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