"FROM WHERE I'M SITTING..."

Okay peeps,

I didn't bug you about it last week, but now it's time to hawk our Saint Patrick's Day gig for real! By ourselves, Triple Threat is like three leaves of clover, but we need you as the fourth leaf to make a lucky 4-leaf clover. I really hate that analogy, but it's all I could come up with. I'm sure the idea of getting lucky appeals to you, though, doesn't it? I think your best chance of getting lucky would be to come to Plano Sports Tavern for our Saint Patrick's Day party this Saturday. In attendance will be lots of people of the opposite sex, those people will be drinking... You get the idea.

If you instead choose to attend a house party, there's a chance that they'll run out of adult beverages, and that's decidedly unlucky. If you come to Plano Sports Tavern, however, they'll have plenty of hooch. I'm even going to go as far as to say that coming to our gig on Saturday would give you so much luck that it would counterbalance all the other unlucky scenarios you might have encountered recently. So if you walked underneath a ladder, crossed the path of a black cat, opened an umbrella in the house, or broke a mirror in the past week, you will definitely want to attend this gig. I just pray that you're superstitious enough to believe this crap, because it would really help to have your support this Saturday.

Ancestry DNA clocks me at a full 2 percent Irish, so of course Saint Patrick's Day is near and dear to my heart. I hope I get to see you this weekend, because as we're fond of saying in our household, "Ta cara maith cosuil le seamair ceithre dhuilleog: deacair a fhail agus an t-adh a bheith aige.", which of course means "A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have." Maybe don't repeat this to any people who look Irish (i.e. are simultaneously drinking heavily and fighting) when you come to Plano Sports Tavern in case it actually means something quite different... See you at:

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